(finally)

I'm dissapointed. Although I went there prepared to be dissapointed.

Don't get me wrong. Johnny Depp was amazing.

And that was about it.

The Oompa Loompas were lame as hell.

The animation was incredibly fake.

Conflicts arised, and they didn't solve them.

The conflicts that were solved were rushed and ended lame.

And to be frank, I don't enjoy Tim Burton.

I don't know why everyone thinks he's a genius.

He's like every other boring director. Except he can make puppets move.

If making puppets move generates a genius, the guy who makes Wallace and Grommet should have five PHD's by now.

I'll hold on to my Baz Luhrmann and Alfonso Cuaron, thanks.

-Jenine.

P.S. The Corpse Bride opened yesterday. Don't see it.

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